Eurovision has come and gone. And that means a recap of the train wreck, madness that overtakes Europe for a week.
It’s always sad though, I wish Greece would win so we could all bail the country and own Eurovision for ourselves.
Anyway, the best, worst, and epic from Eurovision Song Contest 2013.
Cameos make an appearance – 1-7 Points
Robert Palmer – Because nothing is sexier than doing the chicken dance
But nothing is quite as sexy as Palmer’s girl. Oh yea, sexy moves.
Because hot Brazilian girls singing about the sun come from Belarus…
… the land of raining teddy bears.
Bonnie Tyler…
Oh wait, that was real.
Even Heros can Fall from Grace – 8 Points
But when heros fall, Katniss is there to save us – 10 Points
In the end, there’s always room for Dracula. – 12 Points
Just.
too.