Fine Dining at a Swedish Restaurant

10 Feb

I heard this from a reader and just couldn’t stop laughing. Now I know we pick on men a lot for saying dumb things, but this, from a Swedish girl, is priceless.

An English guy who is dating a Swedish girl asked her to take him to a nice Swedish restaurant in Sweden.

Knowing that there were just too many Swedish restaurant choices, she took him to the one place with universality when it comes to food.

Blindfolded, they took the train and bus to this mysterious restaurant. When she took the blindfold off of him, the English boy saw “I K E A” in giant, yellow letters on the side of a building.

“IKEA?! Isn’t this a furniture store, not a restaurant,” he exclaimed.

“No älskling, there’s also a restaurant in here too!”

They went to the restaurant on the 4th floor and ordered meatballs with lingonberry jam and mashed potatoes. It was after all, only 35SEK for 16 pieces.

“Just so you know dear, this isn’t a restaurant. It is a bloody canteen in a furniture store.”

“Yes, but you wanted Swedish meatballs didn’t you?”

Lesson learned – before you ask to go to a Swedish restaurant on a date, find out if they serve meatballs for 35SEK. And I wonder if you would go dutch.

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8 Responses to Fine Dining at a Swedish Restaurant



February 10th, 2012 at 21:35

Hehe, saying that if someone blindfold me and took me to ikea I would be delighted. Not one near me so I’ve only ever been in one twice.



February 11th, 2012 at 04:30

This is so funny!


Christopher Grant

February 11th, 2012 at 21:01

Hej, I like those meatballs! They prepare me for the compressed sawdust experience to come ;-) !



February 11th, 2012 at 22:09

^_^ I am glad you published this story. It is very hilarious indeed!


Happy Hedgehog

February 17th, 2012 at 20:24

Ha ha ha ! Priceless!



February 21st, 2012 at 10:47

Down to any harbour area in sweden and i promise you all there will not be any 35 kr meatballs in there except on the kiddy meny . And i think what she did was awesome! im gonna steal that trick ;)



February 24th, 2012 at 21:46

Everyone tells me that the Ikea meatballs are actually quite good… I am still not convinced but they are certainly value for money :p



March 3rd, 2012 at 15:08

They are really good! I had some this week when I went there to buy furniture. The hot dogs at the exit for 5 sek a piece are not bad either! :)

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