Comments on: Group Sex and Swedish Women

By: JB

JB — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 08:50:42 +0000

Serious question: Is spanking REALLY illegal in Sweden? *gasps in disbelief and now has deeper understanding of why all the Swedish men I’ve met are so damned kinky*

By: gen

gen — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 14:37:10 +0000

haha! This was a very interesting read. I just wonder how much different are the Swedish when compared to Norwegians?! Living in Norway for the time being, and clearly half of the thing happening here on the dating marked, at least what I hear about it, is beyond logic. But if the Swedish have an explanation for it I guess the Norwegians do to, I just didn’t get it .
I know a couple that have been together for the last 4 years or so and they still have the fridge divided in two. each is buying own food, and not touching the other’s?! gives the expression “swedish bill ” a whole new meaning.
gen

By: Sapphire

Sapphire — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 15:05:14 +0000

@Emma – You are right! Cook and clean and fix the sink. ;) Yea, I guess the world will never know about this posting, maybe someone will enlighten us.

Happy late Christmas to you too dear.

@Andrew- You did miss out on college, it’s time to re-enroll.

By: Andrew

Andrew — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 20:24:51 +0000

@Emma – Sounds like some mythical man to me! Is he related to Santa, the Tooth Fairy or Easter Bunny? :p

By: Emma

Emma — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 12:00:50 +0000

Haha, this was such a funny read! The group sex bulletin board sounds like utter bs to me, but then I went to the Agricultural University, so what do I know, eh? The rest I agree with completely! Especially the whole “being too independent” thing. It’s like a catch 22. You have to be “needy” for a man to fall for you, yet they want you to be independent. But not too independent. Gaaah! I say your Indian friend had it right – we want real men: men who are strong, can build stuff, will carry stuff for us and who can fix things that break. But who will of course still do half of the cleaning and cooking. Not too much to ask for, is it?!

Hope you have a very merry Christmas Sapphire!

By: Andrew

Andrew — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:20:53 +0000

Wow, I completely missed out in high school and university sex parties!

When I was in university, there was a huge high school scandal where high school girls were going to sex parties for beer, cigarettes and weed. Those parties didn’t exist when I went to high school!

Now that I’m done university, I hear of these Swedish roaming orgy universities! Fuck it, I’m going back for part-time studies! Bio 101, here I come! I just hope it’s not all dudes who sign up… there could be problems then!

Actually, just talking to a Swedish women will put you 10 steps ahead of Swedish men. Rule of numbers, just go up to every woman you find attractive and say “Hi”. Eventually one will stop kicking you in the junk or spraying you with pepper-spray and say “Hi” back! From there, it’s all about being fun!

By: Sapphire

Sapphire — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 21:16:29 +0000

Ahahahaah!!! OMG, I laughed so hard at this.

Yes, if only the Swedish men would stand up and start talking to the women, wowwww, life would be different.

By: Tony

Tony — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 18:39:33 +0000

Finding a Swedish girl in 10 easy steps.

Step 1. Find that bulletin board for group sex signups.
Step 2. Write down the names of all females listed.
Step 3. Sign up and then attend said group sex session.
Step 4. (This is important) Say you have a fetish for pregnant women. Disturbing, I know, but don’t worry, you’ll see where this is going. Note all interested women, and cross them off the list. Also remove all women who have removed their clothing and exhibit visible signs of pregnancy.
Step 5. (Optional) Engage in group sex.
Step 6. Wait 8 months.
Step 7. Remove from list all females without visible signs of pregnancy.
Step 8. Begin interviewing pregnant women on list.
Step 9. Invariably discover the (predictably alpha male) father is missing.
Step 10. Choose favorite mother-t0-be and in desperate need of a father figure (i.e. someone who can pay the rent, etc.)

There. I guarantee you’ll be able to find at least one girl (and possible two, if you know what I mean) this way. Now all you have to do is go find that group sex class. OR – you can just grow a pair of balls and ask a normal girl out on a date. Fine, a ficka, whatever it is you people do up there. Just find somewhere you can be alone and talk. Be respectful to her. Have fun, make jokes, but don’t play games. Show her you care, but demonstrate (don’t tell her) why she should care as well. Keep that up for a few months. And there you go. I guarantee you’ll be able to find a girl this way.

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