Swedish girls are everything what you fantasize about. They are tall, beautiful, blonde (although artificially blond dyed hair), busty, athletic, and strong. These viking women are the enigma wrapped in a conundrum because the men still haven’t figured them out.
If dating Swedish men was confusing enough, then dating Swedish women must be more so. I’m a girl, an American-Indian girl, and therefore am not Swedish. But I have a few Swedish girlfriends and they all have opinions of their fellow male counterparts. Some comments are downright ballsy. Swedish guys have done a good job of losing their balls over the years, part thanks to feminism, part thanks to super tight jeans that served as self castrating devices.
First off, if you are man, Swedish, French, American, British, you have to learn how to smooch and booze with those hot Swedish women. A lot of booze, it helps. Second, it seems that foreign men in Sweden have an advantage over the Swedish men. Be happy and use it wisely.
Blond beautiful Swedish women
Here’s what Swedish women think of Swedish men:
- Kinda shy – the men just watch you and wait forever before they will come speak to you.
- Difficult to figure out
- Snåla – a bit greedy and stingy, swedish men don’t invite girls out much
- Too dependent on alcohol – the boys drink to get drunk, and it’s very gross. If swedish men learned to drink for pleasure and not got wasted, it would be easier to have a conversation and think they are sexy. In Southern Europe, people drink wine, beer, alcohol with class. Up in Scandinavia, people drink like the end of the world is coming. Plus, drinking a glass of wine on a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday is akin to alcoholism, yet it’s okay to get wasted drunk from Thursday to Saturday. Where’s the moderation?
- No alcohol = no conversation, the Swedish boys have no ability to communicate without the clutch of alcohol
- Too emotionally distant and far away
What Swedish women LIKE/ WANT Swedish men to do:
- Be courteous – maybe open doors, pull out chairs, a little bit of chivalry is good
- If you invite someone for dinner, then you could at least pay for it!
- Buy a gift to show your affection; it’s nice to receive presents
- Have some balls and guts and speak to me! “Hi, what’s up” does not count. We want to talk about real stuff, not just the weather.
- Stop counting every krona spent at a meal, it’s embarrassing to decide who got what drink, what side dish, etc. Can’t we just split the bill like normal people?
- Be a man and stand up for what you want
After reading all these comments you must think, “damn, how do Swedish men and women mate and have lots of babies?” I wonder that too, and I’ll put the blame on the dark swedish winter and the bright swedish summer. You also must think that Swedish women hate their fellow men. It’s part true, more Swedish women are interested in foreign men than they are in other Swedes. Boredom, lack of balls, and overall disappointment are contributing factors.
What can you learn from this? Like I said, if you are male and not Swedish, you already have a leading position. If you have the ability to speak to girls without being a pussy and make good conversation, again, major brownie posts. And finally, if you have some gentlemanly qualities, the beautiful blond Swedish girls will be all over you.
As my friend put it: Swedish blond bombshells may be tough and viking-like on the outside, but they are still soft, delicate women on the inside. A Swedish woman deserves to be treated as such.
thx so much i really needed to hear this , Sweden listen to me i am back , i’m gonna be myself again, Michael’s coming, stretch your arms for me
@Michael – Do it! Go out and find those Swedish girls. Keep us posted on your adventures.
In a swimming hall’s shower room, Swedes act like peacocks. Showing their balls and everything. Such a shame that they can’t transfer that into their presence with women, LOL!
Wow, you’re full of bullshit.
swedish girls are so sexyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
now seriously, why some people are so obsessed about swede girls i’d never figure out, i mean to me it’s just absurd to be spending my time on how to get a cute girl .if you aren’t looking for a long term relationship though, that’s quite fine otherwise to get a relationship worked beauty is not enough.
she’s gorgeous ,but what else she got? does she have sense of humor or is she an uderstanding person or only cares about herself and…
so just take it easy. are you really gonna live your life like this?
Well spoken Sapphire, but I think there’s one way to even top the foreign man. “How?” I hear you ask. By finding a Swedish man who’s spent a lot of time abroad, thus learning about chivalry and grown a pair of balls. These men are simply as good as they get!
To begin with it’s awesome to be involved with someone foreign, but you know what? Down the line it just gets annoying and difficult, regardless of country they’re from. Nah, my advice is to find a “världsvan” Swedish bloke.
@smek – ahahahaha. and for the penis jokes, the swedes are terrified of sharing feelings. seems like middle school everyday, doesn’t it?
@michael – because people love blonds. and they go crazy when they see blond girls and of course swedes are more than willing to play into that.
@Emma – You’re totally right! That’s why to find a Swede, don’t look in Sweden. Swedes who lived abroad are centered and have balls.
Hello sapphire!
Why dont you take a look at the first post on my blog http://www.giorgiotales.blogspot.com/ ?
I have been working two weeks on that article going around Stockholm and I can tell you that I agree with you on many things but I think there’s somethimg tou are missing…
That makes me a lucky lady then, my swede is very well-travelled!
HAHAHA!??! Whats wrong with you guys? Im from sweden and Wtf! You can’t write what swedish girls like and how they are like. They are people like everybody else? They are induvidiuals! DAMN! And not all swedish girls look like that, HAHA! It’s few that do. When I wen’t to Canada and the United States i saw alot of far more beatufiul girls there then our pale white blond girls… boooring!
I married one over 10 years ago and I’ll love her till I die. 6′ Blonde hair and blue eyes. Great legs. Sweet personality. Best of all, she loves Jesus and we’ll see each other in Heaven when we die.
I want to meet young Swedish women who love American men!
Thanks, David
David – Join a Scandinavian club, you’ll definitely meet some beautiful girls.
I can’t imagine that i can’t find my self aswedish girl,here am i looking for one and the only one
Nice list of dos and donts there…would be helpful for my college years in Sweden ;)
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and looking for discreet married dating.
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so freaking accureate!!!!! good job!d
Anderson – Isn’t it kinda weird to have a site for married people looking for people … seems a bit unethical.
dee – glad to help out.
I’m looking for a nice American man to hook up with and hopefully have a future with. I find it soo hard to find some serious guys out there. I am Swedish and people find me beautiful and smart, but what do I do wrong>>
Hi Swedish girl, I am an Aussie bloke and I love Swedish women. I am nice to open doors for them and be courteous but also know what I want and don’t have any problems telling you what it is. So what do you think? Would you like to come down to Australia and I can look after you and take you to dinner? Email me back and let me know. Thanks. All the best. Michael.
Hey Swedish girl, I am an American male currently residing in Göteborg..moved here 6 years ago to be with what i thought at that time, a possible future parner. We were together for about 5 yrs, but things just wasn’t working out between us. Must be a culture thing.. I was born and raised in Hawaii, Oahu to be exact with a filipino-american background. I have been single now for almost a year and I found that finding that right Swedish tje to be with can be very difficult. I have dated a few through those online dating agencies they have here in Sweden, but almost all of them seem to be the complete opposite of me..by this I mean, it’s not fun to be with someone who totally are not into the things you are into.. e-mail me when you get a chance o HA DET!!
Leo i göteborg
I am a 6′2″, 200 lb, blonde haired, blue eyed American. I honestly am attracted to other blondes, but it seems they are always in relationships. I am at a disadvantage because there are so few on the east coast. I play rugby in CT and I’m healthy, but I will admit I too must listen more to this guys advice.
I don’t go up and talk to woman I think is the most beautiful, which I admit is cowardly. I’m great around guys but horrible around girls. Honestly the ones I knew who are great with girls either don’t revere them as much as I do (most likely my mistake) thus aren’t afraid or are gay/metrosexual and aren’t really interested in that way. It’s funny because once I do I have a conversation I have a great time.
I just think a man who thinks too much and doesn’t just do what he wants is doomed in dating ( WARNING This does not bode as well in business or in most other decision making positions, you won’t have a job and or be in debt). Ever been to a cold pool? You dip your toe and it’s horrible, easing in is an even experience. So jump right in my Swedish brothers, take a lesson from the impulsive. You come from a long line of great thinkers, lovers and (what made it all possible) warriors. Count when you need to count, think when you need to think fight when you need to fight (before you lose your chance forever). Fight for your ladies and they will love you for it.
You forgot one thing; if there’s anything a Swedish girl wants in a man, then its good looks. That’s why they usually settle with Swedish guys. Foreigners aren’t as attractive as Swedes (mostly) and we’re a shallow people.
Hahaha, I’m a swedish guy and I laughed SO hard when I read this :D
It’s a pity that most of it is true though :P especially the part about swedes drinking too much
This is kind of a chicken and egg argument. As a Canadian, I found Swedish women to be very aloof, unless they were drunk. In that case, they were content to be just another piece of ass. Amazing transition. And despite their air of superiority, most Swedish women will settle for pretty much anyone as a boyfriend. No self-respect at all. So, Swedish women… ‘Looks’ thumbs up! ‘EVERYTHING else’ thumbs down!
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Josefine – You’re right. I’ll add the good looks parts in.
Tom – I appreciate that you as a Swedish guy admit this is close to the truth. Thanks for writing about it on your blog too!
Nick – I have heard that complaint as well and now I’m starting to wonder if people are running into really young beautiful swedish girls. Because I can’t tell the age gap for many girls and they may be younger than they look, hence the low-settle.
I must say one thing though, being a foreigner in almost any country makes you popular with the girls. It must be the whole exotic thing or something but being from another country seems to do half the work for you. I dont see how any guy traveling to sweden havent already noticed this to be honest hehe.
I´m not very fond of the fact that you as an american women think you can come in here and rant about what you “know” swedish women want and how worthless and unmanly swedish men are. In the end it means you´re calling ME a little bitch and i can´t tolerate that. So come here and say that to my face you fat, fundamentalist, piece of shit american. (see stereotyping is stupid.
Björn, yes I agree, we all love exotic.
Anton- If you would like to insult people and call them names, go elsewhere. We do not need your shitty attitude here.
I want to apologize to you Sapphire for being rude, i read some of your other posts and came to the conclusion that you were not as bad as i first thought. I just got angry and had to blow off steam.
@Björn
Very interesting information here. I can’t say anything about swedish girls because I don’t know any. But the exotic factor that you mention is true. In my country I’m just average and a lot of guys here love blond girls. But in other places (even other latin countries as well) I get hit on. But that happens more with white guys.
I’ve never asked anyone this question because it’s quite dumb but, what is it? What makes “white” guys (no intention to look racist here) like latin women? I’m not saying it is a general thing, because I realize many don’t like latin features and vice-versa (n my case, my skin is not as dark as some wouldd expect but my hair is). But there seems to be a “fascination” for latin women, at least that’s what I’ve seen from quite a number of white men. Is it the looks? the culture? the language? the dancing? the fact that we are a little more… “submissive” lol?
This question is also open to others too =)
Suck me!!!.I like you all
@Latina girl
Most likely that it is a mix of everything you mentioned. For me,I would say that I like the tanned skin and the dark hair. And I find it very pleasant to watch a latin woman dance=p. Which reminds me, I should take some salsa classes hehe. I wouldt be surprised if alot of guys find the language/accent very sexy aswell. Id say culture is a given since it will come along with the woman.
@Björn
Ok, thanks for your comment. It’s probably the same reason of why we find scandinavian guys attractive as well, a mix of things such as looks, coyness, accent, politeness, straihgt forwardness, literacy, good humor, etc.
P.S. Yeah, you should definitely take some salsa classes, when a man can (or at least tries to) dance… =P
@ Latina girl
“P.S. Yeah, you should definitely take some salsa classes, when a man can (or at least tries to) dance… =P”
Yeah it seems like alot of fun, had this latina friend who always said that I should learn but she never wanted to show me, she always said that her boyfriend will teach me, but I wouldt feel comfortable in a dance like salsa with another man lol. So I never learned.
@Björn
Yeah, I agree, it is pretty uncomfortable. Maybe she just wanted to respect her boyfriend as some men could get jealous if they see their girl teaching another guy how to dance. But if you still want to learn, I’ve found some good dancing classes on youtube, just type “how to dance salsa”. And the good thing is that if you are kind of shy of looking like a fool, this is a good way to learn. And also you can repeat it over and over until you get it!