So here are some very funny emails that I have been receiving, ladies (and gentlemen), post your favorite, cheesy, terrible line someone has told to hit on you.
And, what is up with the orange dress? And the shooting?
Very curious now.
Hey there sweetie,
I find you extremeley adorable. You look beautiful in your mermaid dress. I would like to chat and get to know you. You seem fun.
I love your profile.
So funny, and cute, yet leaves you wanting more.
I am just sorry that I will not get to hear all your different accents.
Hmmm… now I am curious: what do you shoot, exactly? Portraits? Weddings? Bears? Portraits of bears getting married (in Vegas, of course, by a preacher-alligator-Elvis-lookalike with a slobbery cigar hanging from his lips and a half-eaten sandwich stuck in his giant sideburns)? What a shot that would be!
Wooo! Looks like you caught me in the midst of my midnightly madness! Don’t take me too seriously though; I’ll be here all night. Well not really, actually I’m going to bed. So please, take me as seriously serious as possible.
…dish, dish! Tell all. That’s a heck of a dress, by the way…
Ooh, a D200. Now I am jealous (my D70 gets a good workout, but it’s just not the same). That’s awesome that you shoot for a living. I’m curious what you shoot. I’m also curious about that dress. Hot. ;-)
[someone wrote asking if i’d be willing to receive erotic emails…ummm no. that is so gross. am i married to you? no? then i’m not having those conversations with you]
At a bar in SF:
A gem like you couldn’t stay hidden in NY forever
if u like sex let me know
(first creepy swede i have ever encountered…ewwwwwww)
We all say crazy stuff, so men please don’t take it personally. I know women are very capable of doing/saying insane things.